About Boggles
Maybe you know me as Boggles.
Maybe you know me as Bogs.
Some call me Boyo, others call me Hunks.
I am known by many names, but call me by any name –
I am the one and only SERVER OF JUSTICE.
I am HUNKY JUSTICE and I do justice where ever I go.
Learn to enjoy every minute of your life.
Humans are such silly things.
Go out, sniff some botty. Sniff some flowers.
Wee on things you like. Wee on things you don't.
Be good to your teddies. Be kind to all creatures.
Be JUST like HUNKY.
Not much to it really.
"Before I met HUNKY I was a real twat. Now I am still a bit of a twat, but I am much nicer to animals. I take treats out with me just in case I meet one!"
"HUNKY has really shown me what being a goodus is. I might not be able to emulate his goodusnessness, but I am no longer just that feckless twat lying in a gutter - I am in the gutter looking up at the biscuit tin"
"This is the face of a lost soul. I trawled the streets without aim, a meaningless lump of meat and beard, but HUNKY could see the leggy blond within..."
"Now I have the privilege of being allowed into HUNKY's private club BLOND BOYS CLUB. It's a pretty high end affair and let me say there is a lot of bread involved. And potatoes. 10/10"
PROJECT #1
Site Operations Manager
I oversee all site development projects with a fair yet firm approach. No Boots, No Hat, No Snacks: NO WORK.
PROJECT #4
Vehicle Maintenance
I offer advice and support throughout all difficult mechanical jobs. Unless it's cold out. Then you are on your own.
PROJECT #2
Lifestyle Guru
Dignified, demure, graceful and serene. These things come naturally to me. But I am willing to share my secrets for snacks.
PROJECT #5
Chief Picnic Taster
The sun is shining, the guests are on route, everything is set for a perfect picnic. But can you imagine the horror, the shame, the social exclusion that would follow, if you were to inadvertently offer a sub par sandwich to your esteemed guests? Well, fear not. I will not see this terror unfold on my watch.
PROJECT #3
Teddy Training
Teddies - like all creatures - need love, affection and companionship. But they also need a good cleaning from time to time, and anomalies such as plastic eyes should be removed immediately. Any teddies found straying shall be brought back to the flock and firmly nibbled.
PROJECT #6
Theory: Simplified for Humans
You seem to get ever so confused. It really isn't that complicated: Be Kind. Be Gentle. Bring Snacks.